Kidzania. Rhymes with mania. This was Monday. I'm still recovering. The first thing you need to know is that it is located in a mall that outdoes Tysons2. It's on the top floor (probably is the entire top floor), so we walked by Louis Vuitton, Mont Blanc, Tiffany's, a Wedgewood store (since 1736 or whatever), oh my. Guess, Levi's.. Gap London.
I had sold the kids on it saying that it was like the play places at home. On steriods. Lots of 'em.

Kidzania is it's own small town for kids. Can probably handle 500 kids. Outside, you "check-in" (read: empty your wallet) at an airline counter. You get some starter Kidzania money, then you enter.. to an indoor world. You have to work to get money, and there's a bank. You can et an ATM card if you ever plan on coming back. You can even get paid on your ATM card. You can spend your money on cab rides, movies, food. A bit over our heads, frankly... and it's very
LOUD. Generally overwhelming. But well worth the trip, expense and mommy-patience required just for 2 experiences: being a neonatal nurse at the hospital, and being a fireman (riding a firetruck to the fire, and spraying real water on the not-real burning house).

There was a beauty salon, a construction site, a gas station, a race track, a police station, a modeling company, a cooking school, a chocolate car factory, a water bottling factory, a TV station, a radio station and about 3 dozen other things I can recall. You can go work at these places to make money, or go buy stuff. Jaf was a customer at the beauty salon first, then she was a stylist. [Okay.. so funny cultural moment. Really cute Indonesian girl was her 'stylist'. First it was glitter on the face, then stickers on the nails, then--when it came to hair--I believe she said, "What the &$%#@ do I do with this curly stuff?!" She was a trooper. I had to cut out the elastics later, but Jaf felt very pretty for the rest of the afternoon.]

The whole place was mind-blowing. And
LOUD, did I mention
LOUD?
To open the day, the crew (young people with patience beyond what I could ever imagine having in my body) did a big choreographed welcome dance. Every half hour, a very
LOUD parade would go singing and banging through the whole town.

We decided to try the race track (shoulda checked it out first). So, J&E went and got check-ups at the hospital, which were required to get drivers licenses. We got the licenses (sponsored by Honda. Hey Mom, check out the video of the new minivan while you wait for your kids!), which have their names and pictures and (fake fingerprint). We waited in a very long line [get used to it, it's Jakarta] do try the small cars toodling around the gas station and thru the car wash first. [btw Eben needs driving school before we try this again. Probably because we never got him the motorized kid tractor to race up and down Columbia Heights streets with. And also because the don't know what video games are. Parent failure for sure.] We're finally ready for the race track, and Eben is not the required 110 cm tall. I turn and look at the 12 year olds going 35mph around the track, and have a huge sigh of relief. Holy crap. Tears. We were on overload anyway.
Consolation prize? Don't you want to go be window washers?? Yup! Helmet, harness, squeegie, spray bottle. 10 minutes later, happiness. And then we went running out the door. It was noon. Time for very high end sushi one floor down. Phew!
I still have a wad of Kidzania cash (and drivers licenses) in my bag. We'll wait till Lorenzo comes to visit to try that again!